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Beauty

8 fictional items - none of them are real.

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FollicleJet 3D - Print Hair Onto Your Head

(15,980) Assured

VC 899.0045,00098% off

Feminist Spray - Patriarchy-Dissolving Body Mist

(51,200) Assured

VC 120.003,20096% off

Bum Tattoo Printer

(31,020) Assured

VC 599.0012,99995% off

Matcha Toothpaste - Makes it easy to spit out

VC 249.004,20094% off

Everlasting Glow-Up Stick - Level 99

(71,829) Assured

VC 8.003,400100% off

Bottled Artificial Tears for faking it

VC 99.0018,00099% off

Toothless Toothbrush Pro

(34,102) Assured

VC 89.009,99999% off

AeonBar ∞ - The Infinite Soap That Never Melts

(2,10,344) Assured

VC 24.004,800100% off