Matcha Toothpaste - Green Tea Blend
Stone-ground matcha, in a tube. Because you were going to spit it out anyway.
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Highlights
- ✦First-harvest matcha, whisked rather than squeezed, allegedly
- ✦Delivers premium antioxidants directly into your drain
- ✦Costs more than the tea you actually drink
- ✦Foams a green your houseguests will comment on
- ✦Your dentist has questions, and none of them are about your teeth
Specifications
| Brand | Zenith Oral |
| Model | Matcha Toothpaste |
| Category | Beauty |
| In the box | 1 unit, 0 chargers, 1 unspoken expectation |
| Material | Vibe-grade polymer |
| Weight | 7.30 kg (fictional) |
| Warranty | 1 year of imaginary coverage |
| Country of origin | The Simulation |
| Customer rating | 4.1 / 5 |
Ratings & reviews
4.1
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Never showed up
Been waiting by the door for 6 weeks. Delivery guy is also fictional apparently. Two stars removed for emotional damage.
Beta this is very good
I don't understand what it is but I bought two. One for you. Eat something.
Unboxing was spiritual
There was no box and nothing inside, yet I wept. My roommate is concerned. I am thriving.
Owns nothing, has everything
As a minimalist, a product that doesn't physically exist is the perfect addition to my empty home. Namaste.
Still not sure what happened
I clicked some buttons and now I feel accomplished and slightly poorer in coins that aren't real. 4 stars?
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Questions & Answers
Q: Does it come with a charger?
A: It comes with 0 chargers and 1 unspoken expectation.
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Q: Will it work with my other fictional devices?
A: Yes, it pairs flawlessly with things that also don't exist.
Answered by @haul_hannah · 👍 helpful
Q: Can I gift this?
A: Absolutely. Nothing says 'I care' like a beautifully wrapped concept.
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