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Dovee

The Soap That Never Shrinks

Name: The Soap That Never Shrinks
Brand: Dovee
Price: 6 XVC
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.9 (210344 reviews)

Defies physics. Moisturizes anyway.

4.9

2,10,344 reviews·

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Absurd specs

✦Conservation-of-mass exempt
✦1/4 moisturizing cream, 3/4 mystery
✦Lasts 11 lifetimes

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