Feminist Spray - Patriarchy-Dissolving Body Mist
One spritz and you'll smash the glass ceiling before lunch. Notes of equal pay and audacity.
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Highlights
- ✦Top notes of equal pay, base notes of zero patience for nonsense
- ✦Boosts the confidence to interrupt the interrupter
- ✦Repels mansplaining within a 3-metre radius
- ✦Cruelty-free, obviously; also mediocrity-free
- ✦Refillable, unlike your tolerance for being talked over
Specifications
| Brand | Moodwerx |
| Model | Feminist Spray |
| Category | Beauty |
| In the box | 1 unit, 0 chargers, 1 unspoken expectation |
| Material | Aerospace-adjacent foam |
| Weight | 2.17 kg (fictional) |
| Warranty | 1 year of imaginary coverage |
| Country of origin | The Simulation |
| Customer rating | 4.9 / 5 |
Ratings & reviews
4.9
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Finally, honesty in retail
A store that admits nothing is real? Groundbreaking. I've signed up for the newsletter I know doesn't send emails.
Swooped in on the flash sale
Countdown hit zero, I struck. Adrenaline: real. Purchase: fake. Would hunt again.
Perfect 2am decision
Sober. Fully awake. Chose to buy Feminist Spray anyway. No regrets, only vibes.
Better than my portfolio
This held its value better than everything else I own, mostly because it has no value to lose. Bullish.
Vibe: immaculate
Ran a full vibe check on Feminist Spray. It passed. It radiates. It owes me nothing and gives me everything.
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Questions & Answers
Q: How long is the battery life?
A: 14 fictional days, or until the vibe runs out - whichever is funnier.
Answered by @fomo_finn · 👍 helpful
Q: Is the color accurate?
A: The color is a feeling, and feelings render differently on every screen.
Answered by @retail_rex · 👍 helpful
Q: Is this waterproof?
A: It is water-adjacent. Do not test this. Or do - it's fictional.
Answered by @drip_dev · 👍 helpful
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