Toothless Toothbrush Pro
All the ritual, none of the enamel. A daily oral massage for gums, tongue, and soul.
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Highlights
- ✦10,000 micro-pulses per minute for gum stimulation
- ✦Ultra-soft silicone nodes - zero enamel required
- ✦Tongue & palate refresh mode with guided breathing
- ✦AI coach adapts to your gum sensitivity
- ✦Wireless charging stand, denture-friendly design
Specifications
| Brand | Gingiva |
| Model | Toothless Toothbrush Pro |
| Category | Beauty |
| In the box | 1 unit, 0 chargers, 1 unspoken expectation |
| Material | Aerospace-adjacent foam |
| Weight | 7.12 kg (fictional) |
| Warranty | 1 year of imaginary coverage |
| Country of origin | The Simulation |
| Customer rating | 4.7 / 5 |
Ratings & reviews
4.7
34,102 vibe ratings
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Never showed up
Been waiting by the door for 6 weeks. Delivery guy is also fictional apparently. Two stars removed for emotional damage.
Kids love the idea of it
Told the children we bought Toothless Toothbrush Pro. They cheered. Then asked where it was. We do not talk about that.
Docked a star for existing too little
Product is 100% imaginary as advertised. Wanted it to be slightly more imaginary. Otherwise perfect.
Does exactly nothing, as promised
Zero functionality out of the box. Zero functionality in the box. There is no box. Immaculate.
Changed my life (fictionally)
Ordered it at 3am. It has not arrived. It will never arrive. I have never been happier.
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Questions & Answers
Q: Does it come with a charger?
A: It comes with 0 chargers and 1 unspoken expectation.
Answered by @vibe_support · 👍 helpful
Q: Will it work with my other fictional devices?
A: Yes, it pairs flawlessly with things that also don't exist.
Answered by @haul_hannah · 👍 helpful
Q: Can I gift this?
A: Absolutely. Nothing says 'I care' like a beautifully wrapped concept.
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