Bottled Artificial Tears for Special Events
For weddings, graduations, and award speeches. One perfect tear, bottled and ready.
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Highlights
- ✦Single-use tear-shaped crystal vial
- ✦Emotionally calibrated saline formula
- ✦Works at weddings, funerals, and finales
- ✦No actual sadness required
- ✦Dries streak-free under stage lights
Specifications
| Brand | Larmelle |
| Model | Bottled Artificial Tears for Special Events |
| Category | Beauty |
| In the box | 1 unit, 0 chargers, 1 unspoken expectation |
| Material | Reclaimed dreams |
| Weight | 1.96 kg (fictional) |
| Warranty | 1 year of imaginary coverage |
| Country of origin | The Simulation |
| Customer rating | 3.1 / 5 |
Ratings & reviews
3.1
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Kids love the idea of it
Told the children we bought Bottled Artificial Tears for Special Events. They cheered. Then asked where it was. We do not talk about that.
Still not sure what happened
I clicked some buttons and now I feel accomplished and slightly poorer in coins that aren't real. 4 stars?
Does exactly nothing, as promised
Zero functionality out of the box. Zero functionality in the box. There is no box. Immaculate.
Content gold
Filmed a 'haul' with Bottled Artificial Tears for Special Events. Got 4 likes and a comment from my mom. Going viral (in my heart).
Owns nothing, has everything
As a minimalist, a product that doesn't physically exist is the perfect addition to my empty home. Namaste.
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Questions & Answers
Q: Does it come with a charger?
A: It comes with 0 chargers and 1 unspoken expectation.
Answered by @vibe_support · 👍 helpful
Q: Will it work with my other fictional devices?
A: Yes, it pairs flawlessly with things that also don't exist.
Answered by @haul_hannah · 👍 helpful
Q: Can I gift this?
A: Absolutely. Nothing says 'I care' like a beautifully wrapped concept.
Answered by @cart_cathy · 👍 helpful
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