FollicleJet 3D - Print Hair Onto Your Head
Bald by morning, full head by breakfast. Prints strands in your exact colour, no transplant required.
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Highlights
- ✦Layer-by-layer keratin deposition at 30k strands/minute
- ✦Scalp-mapping laser for a natural hairline
- ✦Any colour, texture, or a fringe you'll regret
- ✦Refills in Jet Black, Ash Blonde and Midlife Crisis
- ✦Do not aim at pets
Specifications
| Brand | Nebulon |
| Model | FollicleJet 3D |
| Category | Beauty |
| In the box | 1 unit, 0 chargers, 1 unspoken expectation |
| Material | Recycled hope |
| Weight | 1.99 kg (fictional) |
| Warranty | 1 year of imaginary coverage |
| Country of origin | The Simulation |
| Customer rating | 4.6 / 5 |
Ratings & reviews
4.6
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Great for the ego
Told everyone at the gym I own FollicleJet 3D. Nobody could prove I don't. Undefeated.
Suspiciously fake
Did my research. Turns out it doesn't exist. Which is exactly what they told me. Respect.
Perfect 2am decision
Sober. Fully awake. Chose to buy FollicleJet 3D anyway. No regrets, only vibes.
Inspected it. Found nothing.
Ran 40 tests. All returned 'this does not exist'. Consistent results, I'll give them that. Still one star.
Cheaper than therapy
Instead of processing my emotions I bought FollicleJet 3D. Highly recommend. Do not tell my therapist.
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Questions & Answers
Q: How long is the battery life?
A: 14 fictional days, or until the vibe runs out - whichever is funnier.
Answered by @fomo_finn · 👍 helpful
Q: Is the color accurate?
A: The color is a feeling, and feelings render differently on every screen.
Answered by @retail_rex · 👍 helpful
Q: Is this waterproof?
A: It is water-adjacent. Do not test this. Or do - it's fictional.
Answered by @drip_dev · 👍 helpful
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