Bum Tattoo Printer
Custom cheek art in 12 seconds. Because tramp stamps deserve an upgrade.
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Highlights
- ✦Ergonomic 14cm x 10cm gluteal print bed with pressure mapping
- ✦Hypoallergenic dermal ink cartridges in 16 million colours
- ✦AI stencil library, or upload your own regrettable design
- ✦Built-in numbing mist and post-print sealant pass
- ✦Pairs with the Gluteograph app to preview placement before you commit
Specifications
| Brand | Inkform |
| Model | Bum Tattoo Printer |
| Category | Beauty |
| In the box | 1 unit, 0 chargers, 1 unspoken expectation |
| Material | Recycled hope |
| Weight | 3.29 kg (fictional) |
| Warranty | 1 year of imaginary coverage |
| Country of origin | The Simulation |
| Customer rating | 4.8 / 5 |
Ratings & reviews
4.8
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Vibe: immaculate
Ran a full vibe check on Bum Tattoo Printer. It passed. It radiates. It owes me nothing and gives me everything.
Finally, honesty in retail
A store that admits nothing is real? Groundbreaking. I've signed up for the newsletter I know doesn't send emails.
Suspiciously fake
Did my research. Turns out it doesn't exist. Which is exactly what they told me. Respect.
Inspected it. Found nothing.
Ran 40 tests. All returned 'this does not exist'. Consistent results, I'll give them that. Still one star.
The dopamine hit though
Clicked 'buy'. Felt a rush usually reserved for finding money in old jeans. Refund not requested.
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Questions & Answers
Q: Is this waterproof?
A: It is water-adjacent. Do not test this. Or do - it's fictional.
Answered by @drip_dev · 👍 helpful
Q: How long is the battery life?
A: 14 fictional days, or until the vibe runs out - whichever is funnier.
Answered by @fomo_finn · 👍 helpful
Q: Is the color accurate?
A: The color is a feeling, and feelings render differently on every screen.
Answered by @retail_rex · 👍 helpful
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