Squirtle - Fake Pokemon For Adults (Actual Turtle Inside)
Fake Pokemon for adults: it's a Squirtle. It's a turtle. It shoots water because turtles do that.
Simulation notice: This product does not exist. No item will ship. No real payment method is collected. VibeCoins have no monetary value.
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No Cost EMI Pay in 12 easy installments of exactly zero real rupees each. T&C
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1-yr imaginary warranty
Highlights
- ✦One (1) baby red-eared slider auditioning for Squirtle, judgmental
- ✦Capsule ships with 40ml of tap water, algae not included yet
- ✦'Hydro pump' attack sold separately (it's a turkey baster)
- ✦Requires actual tank within 72 hours or vibes will sour
- ✦Fake Pokemon for adults - legally: a turtle. Spiritually: a starter
Specifications
| Brand | Kanteau Legends |
| Model | Squirtle |
| Category | Pets |
| In the box | 1 unit, 0 chargers, 1 unspoken expectation |
| Material | Vibe-grade polymer |
| Weight | 3.10 kg (fictional) |
| Warranty | 1 year of imaginary coverage |
| Country of origin | The Simulation |
| Customer rating | 4.5 / 5 |
Ratings & reviews
4.5
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Does exactly nothing, as promised
Zero functionality out of the box. Zero functionality in the box. There is no box. Immaculate.
Docked a star for existing too little
Product is 100% imaginary as advertised. Wanted it to be slightly more imaginary. Otherwise perfect.
Unboxing was spiritual
There was no box and nothing inside, yet I wept. My roommate is concerned. I am thriving.
Content gold
Filmed a 'haul' with Squirtle. Got 4 likes and a comment from my mom. Going viral (in my heart).
My plants approve
Placed Squirtle next to my monstera for the aesthetic. Both are now equally fictional and equally loved.
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Questions & Answers
Q: Does it come with a charger?
A: It comes with 0 chargers and 1 unspoken expectation.
Answered by @vibe_support · 👍 helpful
Q: Will it work with my other fictional devices?
A: Yes, it pairs flawlessly with things that also don't exist.
Answered by @haul_hannah · 👍 helpful
Q: Can I gift this?
A: Absolutely. Nothing says 'I care' like a beautifully wrapped concept.
Answered by @cart_cathy · 👍 helpful
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