Charmander - Fake Pokemon For Adults (Lizard + Tail Candle)
Fake Pokemon for adults: a Charmander cosplay built from a bearded dragon, a birthday candle, and duct tape.
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Highlights
- ✦One (1) grumpy bearded dragon playing Charmander in a translucent orb
- ✦Tail candle is real - if it goes out, the lizard is fine, your rent is not
- ✦Fireproof warranty: void the moment you unbox
- ✦'Evolves' by getting fatter, which we'll bill as Charmeleon #005 (also fake)
- ✦Fake Pokemon for adults - not to be confused with any franchise featuring a small orange dragon
Specifications
| Brand | Kanteau Legends |
| Model | Charmander |
| Category | Pets |
| In the box | 1 unit, 0 chargers, 1 unspoken expectation |
| Material | Recycled hope |
| Weight | 2.19 kg (fictional) |
| Warranty | 1 year of imaginary coverage |
| Country of origin | The Simulation |
| Customer rating | 4.6 / 5 |
Ratings & reviews
4.6
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Impulse: satisfied
I did not need this. I do not have this. I am at peace. Five stars.
My plants approve
Placed Charmander next to my monstera for the aesthetic. Both are now equally fictional and equally loved.
Better than my portfolio
This held its value better than everything else I own, mostly because it has no value to lose. Bullish.
Great for the ego
Told everyone at the gym I own Charmander. Nobody could prove I don't. Undefeated.
10/10 would not buy again
Spent my entire VibeCoin fortune. My real bank account remains untouched. This is financial genius.
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Questions & Answers
Q: Is the color accurate?
A: The color is a feeling, and feelings render differently on every screen.
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Q: Is this waterproof?
A: It is water-adjacent. Do not test this. Or do - it's fictional.
Answered by @drip_dev · 👍 helpful
Q: How long is the battery life?
A: 14 fictional days, or until the vibe runs out - whichever is funnier.
Answered by @fomo_finn · 👍 helpful
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