HouseClean Cat - The Cat That Cleans Your Home
A real cat trained to vacuum, dust, and judge your mess - all while looking adorable.
Simulation notice: This product does not exist. No item will ship. No real payment method is collected. VibeCoins have no monetary value.
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Available offers
Bank Offer 10% instant discount with VibeBank cards - capped at ₹0 (it's all fictional). T&C
Coupon Apply code VIBE100 for 100 bonus VibeCoins on this order. T&C
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No Cost EMI Pay in 12 easy installments of exactly zero real rupees each. T&C
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Get it by Tue 1 Sept · FREE
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1-yr imaginary warranty
Highlights
- ✦Built-in robotic vacuum harness with paw-guided navigation
- ✦Self-grooming fur never sheds on your floors
- ✦Dusts surfaces with tail-mounted microfiber wand
- ✦Litter-box trained and crumb-disposal certified
- ✦9 lives (2 remaining) - refurbished unit
Specifications
| Brand | Fenrix |
| Model | HouseClean Cat |
| Category | Pets |
| In the box | 1 unit, 0 chargers, 1 unspoken expectation |
| Material | 100% pure hype |
| Weight | 3.08 kg (fictional) |
| Warranty | 1 year of imaginary coverage |
| Country of origin | The Simulation |
| Customer rating | 4.9 / 5 |
Ratings & reviews
4.9
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Where is the manual
No instructions included. No product included. Had to figure out how to own nothing all by myself. Rude.
Tried to return it
Support told me you can't return something that was never real. Philosophically, I'm still recovering.
COP OR DROP? COPPED.
Limited stock said '2 left'. It always says 2 left. I don't care. HouseClean Cat is mine. Ish.
My plants approve
Placed HouseClean Cat next to my monstera for the aesthetic. Both are now equally fictional and equally loved.
Vibe: immaculate
Ran a full vibe check on HouseClean Cat. It passed. It radiates. It owes me nothing and gives me everything.
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Questions & Answers
Q: Can I gift this?
A: Absolutely. Nothing says 'I care' like a beautifully wrapped concept.
Answered by @cart_cathy · 👍 helpful
Q: Does it come with a charger?
A: It comes with 0 chargers and 1 unspoken expectation.
Answered by @vibe_support · 👍 helpful
Q: Will it work with my other fictional devices?
A: Yes, it pairs flawlessly with things that also don't exist.
Answered by @haul_hannah · 👍 helpful
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