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Purrgo

Self-Cleaning Cat (Refurbished)

Ignores you at zero cost. Purrs sold separately.

4.9
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Absurd specs

  • ✦9 lives (2 remaining)
  • ✦Knocks things off tables
  • ✦Warranty void if named

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