Pidgeycrayon #016 - Pigeon w/ Crayon Antennae
The starter bird nobody asked for. Found it near a Chipotle.
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Highlights
- ✦One (1) common city pigeon, previous owner: nobody
- ✦Two (2) purple crayons attached via friendship and Scotch tape
- ✦'Gust' attack is just wing flap. In your kitchen. Now
- ✦Evolves into a slightly angrier pigeon named Pidgeotwo
- ✦Return policy: it will find its way back on its own
Specifications
| Brand | Kanteau Legends |
| Model | Pidgeycrayon #016 |
| Category | Pets |
| In the box | 1 unit, 0 chargers, 1 unspoken expectation |
| Material | Reclaimed dreams |
| Weight | 4.26 kg (fictional) |
| Warranty | 1 year of imaginary coverage |
| Country of origin | The Simulation |
| Customer rating | 4.2 / 5 |
Ratings & reviews
4.2
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Never showed up
Been waiting by the door for 6 weeks. Delivery guy is also fictional apparently. Two stars removed for emotional damage.
COP OR DROP? COPPED.
Limited stock said '2 left'. It always says 2 left. I don't care. Pidgeycrayon #016 is mine. Ish.
Kids love the idea of it
Told the children we bought Pidgeycrayon #016. They cheered. Then asked where it was. We do not talk about that.
Changed my life (fictionally)
Ordered it at 3am. It has not arrived. It will never arrive. I have never been happier.
Where is the manual
No instructions included. No product included. Had to figure out how to own nothing all by myself. Rude.
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Questions & Answers
Q: Will it work with my other fictional devices?
A: Yes, it pairs flawlessly with things that also don't exist.
Answered by @haul_hannah · 👍 helpful
Q: Can I gift this?
A: Absolutely. Nothing says 'I care' like a beautifully wrapped concept.
Answered by @cart_cathy · 👍 helpful
Q: Does it come with a charger?
A: It comes with 0 chargers and 1 unspoken expectation.
Answered by @vibe_support · 👍 helpful
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