SIMULATION ONLY — Nothing is real • No products exist • No money is ever charged • Fictional currency only • Parody • Do not attempt to buy • SIMULATION ONLY — Nothing is real • No products exist • No money is ever charged • Fictional currency only • Parody • Do not attempt to buy • SIMULATION ONLY — Nothing is real • No products exist • No money is ever charged • Fictional currency only • Parody • Do not attempt to buy • SIMULATION ONLY — Nothing is real • No products exist • No money is ever charged • Fictional currency only • Parody • Do not attempt to buy • SIMULATION ONLY — Nothing is real • No products exist • No money is ever charged • Fictional currency only • Parody • Do not attempt to buy • SIMULATION ONLY — Nothing is real • No products exist • No money is ever charged • Fictional currency only • Parody • Do not attempt to buy • SIMULATION ONLY — Nothing is real • No products exist • No money is ever charged • Fictional currency only • Parody • Do not attempt to buy • SIMULATION ONLY — Nothing is real • No products exist • No money is ever charged • Fictional currency only • Parody • Do not attempt to buy •

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Pets

Fictional items — none of them are real.

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Pets

Self-Cleaning Cat (Refurbished)

Pocket Dragon (Non-Flammable Edition)

Blockchain Dog — Fetches NFTs

Productivity Hamster + Infinite Wheel

PetMail Collar — Translates Barks Into Emails

Emotional Support Goldfish (3-Second Memory Pro)