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Kanteau Legends

Meowthcoin #052 - Cat With A Coin Taped To Its Head

Rare, greedy, deeply unimpressed. The coin is a euro. It fell off in transit.

4.4
39,812 reviews·
5,210 watching
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Only 1 left · Simulated stock
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Qty
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Simulation notice: This product does not exist. No item will ship. No real payment method is collected. VibeCoins have no monetary value.

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Highlights

  • One (1) ginger cat, opinions loud, loyalty conditional
  • Forehead coin: real currency, real tape, real cat-shaped grudge
  • Does not speak human. Does judge you in three languages
  • 'Pay Day' attack: you find 40 cents in the couch, cat takes credit
  • Ships in a plastic dome the cat will escape from immediately

Specifications

BrandKanteau Legends
ModelMeowthcoin #052
CategoryPets
In the box1 unit, 0 chargers, 1 unspoken expectation
MaterialRecycled hope
Weight0.19 kg (fictional)
Warranty1 year of imaginary coverage
Country of originThe Simulation
Customer rating4.4 / 5

Ratings & reviews

4.4

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@crypto_casualty Verified vibe purchase
2 months ago

Better than my portfolio

This held its value better than everything else I own, mostly because it has no value to lose. Bullish.

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@vibecheck_official
3 months ago

Vibe: immaculate

Ran a full vibe check on Meowthcoin #052. It passed. It radiates. It owes me nothing and gives me everything.

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@night_owl_nina Verified vibe purchase
3 months ago

Perfect 2am decision

Sober. Fully awake. Chose to buy Meowthcoin #052 anyway. No regrets, only vibes.

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@minimalist_max Verified vibe purchase
3 months ago

Owns nothing, has everything

As a minimalist, a product that doesn't physically exist is the perfect addition to my empty home. Namaste.

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@gymrat_greg
4 months ago

Great for the ego

Told everyone at the gym I own Meowthcoin #052. Nobody could prove I don't. Undefeated.

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Questions & Answers

Q: How long is the battery life?

A: 14 fictional days, or until the vibe runs out - whichever is funnier.

Answered by @fomo_finn · 👍 helpful

Q: Is the color accurate?

A: The color is a feeling, and feelings render differently on every screen.

Answered by @retail_rex · 👍 helpful

Q: Is this waterproof?

A: It is water-adjacent. Do not test this. Or do - it's fictional.

Answered by @drip_dev · 👍 helpful

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