Schrödinger's Box (Rare AND Common Until Opened)
Simultaneously the best and worst purchase you'll ever make. Do not observe.
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Highlights
- ✦Contents exist in all states until you look (then it's a sock)
- ✦Cat status: unconfirmed, please stop asking
- ✦Returns collapse the wavefunction and the refund
Specifications
| Brand | Quantum Curios |
| Model | Schrödinger's Box |
| Category | Collectibles |
| In the box | 1 unit, 0 chargers, 1 unspoken expectation |
| Material | Reclaimed dreams |
| Weight | 2.11 kg (fictional) |
| Warranty | 1 year of imaginary coverage |
| Country of origin | The Simulation |
| Customer rating | 4.5 / 5 |
Ratings & reviews
4.5
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Finally, honesty in retail
A store that admits nothing is real? Groundbreaking. I've signed up for the newsletter I know doesn't send emails.
Better than my portfolio
This held its value better than everything else I own, mostly because it has no value to lose. Bullish.
Great for the ego
Told everyone at the gym I own Schrödinger's Box. Nobody could prove I don't. Undefeated.
Changed my life (fictionally)
Ordered it at 3am. It has not arrived. It will never arrive. I have never been happier.
Inspected it. Found nothing.
Ran 40 tests. All returned 'this does not exist'. Consistent results, I'll give them that. Still one star.
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Questions & Answers
Q: How long is the battery life?
A: 14 fictional days, or until the vibe runs out - whichever is funnier.
Answered by @fomo_finn · 👍 helpful
Q: Is the color accurate?
A: The color is a feeling, and feelings render differently on every screen.
Answered by @retail_rex · 👍 helpful
Q: Is this waterproof?
A: It is water-adjacent. Do not test this. Or do - it's fictional.
Answered by @drip_dev · 👍 helpful
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