Pet Rock (Fully House-Trained)
Low maintenance. Never barks. Emotionally unavailable, like everyone else.
Simulation notice: This product does not exist. No item will ship. No real payment method is collected. VibeCoins have no monetary value.
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60VC 48.00Buy with 2 friends and everyone gets the team price.
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Bank Offer 10% instant discount with VibeBank cards - capped at ₹0 (it's all fictional). T&C
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Get it by Sat 25 Jul · FREE
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1-yr imaginary warranty
Highlights
- ✦Zero feeding, walking, or affection required
- ✦Sits. Stays. That's the whole personality
- ✦Igneous or sedimentary assigned at random
Specifications
| Brand | Sediment & Co |
| Model | Pet Rock |
| Category | Collectibles |
| In the box | 1 unit, 0 chargers, 1 unspoken expectation |
| Material | 100% pure hype |
| Weight | 0.38 kg (fictional) |
| Warranty | 1 year of imaginary coverage |
| Country of origin | The Simulation |
| Customer rating | 4.9 / 5 |
Ratings & reviews
4.9
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Where is the manual
No instructions included. No product included. Had to figure out how to own nothing all by myself. Rude.
Docked a star for existing too little
Product is 100% imaginary as advertised. Wanted it to be slightly more imaginary. Otherwise perfect.
Still not sure what happened
I clicked some buttons and now I feel accomplished and slightly poorer in coins that aren't real. 4 stars?
Kids love the idea of it
Told the children we bought Pet Rock. They cheered. Then asked where it was. We do not talk about that.
Vibe: immaculate
Ran a full vibe check on Pet Rock. It passed. It radiates. It owes me nothing and gives me everything.
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Questions & Answers
Q: Can I gift this?
A: Absolutely. Nothing says 'I care' like a beautifully wrapped concept.
Answered by @cart_cathy · 👍 helpful
Q: Does it come with a charger?
A: It comes with 0 chargers and 1 unspoken expectation.
Answered by @vibe_support · 👍 helpful
Q: Will it work with my other fictional devices?
A: Yes, it pairs flawlessly with things that also don't exist.
Answered by @haul_hannah · 👍 helpful
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