East India Company Refund (Status: Pending Since 1757)
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Highlights
- ✦Ticket #1757 — 'a representative will be with you shortly'
- ✦Interest accrued: several nations' worth
- ✦Comes with a strongly worded letter, unsent
Specifications
| Brand | Honourable Ledger Co |
| Model | East India Company Refund |
| Category | Collectibles |
| In the box | 1 unit, 0 chargers, 1 unspoken expectation |
| Material | Vibe-grade polymer |
| Weight | 5.45 kg (fictional) |
| Warranty | 1 year of imaginary coverage |
| Country of origin | The Simulation |
| Customer rating | 5.0 / 5 |
Ratings & reviews
5.0
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Vibe: immaculate
Ran a full vibe check on East India Company Refund. It passed. It radiates. It owes me nothing and gives me everything.
Better than my portfolio
This held its value better than everything else I own, mostly because it has no value to lose. Bullish.
Perfect 2am decision
Sober. Fully awake. Chose to buy East India Company Refund anyway. No regrets, only vibes.
Cheaper than therapy
Instead of processing my emotions I bought East India Company Refund. Highly recommend. Do not tell my therapist.
Impulse: satisfied
I did not need this. I do not have this. I am at peace. Five stars.
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Questions & Answers
Q: Is this waterproof?
A: It is water-adjacent. Do not test this. Or do - it's fictional.
Answered by @drip_dev · 👍 helpful
Q: How long is the battery life?
A: 14 fictional days, or until the vibe runs out - whichever is funnier.
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Q: Is the color accurate?
A: The color is a feeling, and feelings render differently on every screen.
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