The Chick Magnet - Attracts Actual Chickens
Inflation is real and chicken is expensive. Attract your protein directly.
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Highlights
- ✦Neodymium core tuned to free-range poultry frequencies
- ✦Effective radius 40 metres; roosters arrive first and angriest
- ✦Eggs begin appearing within days - the magnet does not explain itself
- ✦Does not work on mutton, paneer, or your neighbour's goodwill
- ✦Legality varies by neighbourhood and by how fast you can run
- ✦Grocery bill drops to zero; feed bill rises to exactly the same number
Specifications
| Brand | Poultrix Labs |
| Model | The Chick Magnet |
| Category | Grocery |
| In the box | 1 unit, 0 chargers, 1 unspoken expectation |
| Material | 100% pure hype |
| Weight | 1.73 kg (fictional) |
| Warranty | 1 year of imaginary coverage |
| Country of origin | The Simulation |
| Customer rating | 4.7 / 5 |
Ratings & reviews
4.7
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Impulse: satisfied
I did not need this. I do not have this. I am at peace. Five stars.
Does exactly nothing, as promised
Zero functionality out of the box. Zero functionality in the box. There is no box. Immaculate.
Finally, honesty in retail
A store that admits nothing is real? Groundbreaking. I've signed up for the newsletter I know doesn't send emails.
Cheaper than therapy
Instead of processing my emotions I bought The Chick Magnet. Highly recommend. Do not tell my therapist.
10/10 would not buy again
Spent my entire VibeCoin fortune. My real bank account remains untouched. This is financial genius.
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Questions & Answers
Q: Is this waterproof?
A: It is water-adjacent. Do not test this. Or do - it's fictional.
Answered by @drip_dev · 👍 helpful
Q: How long is the battery life?
A: 14 fictional days, or until the vibe runs out - whichever is funnier.
Answered by @fomo_finn · 👍 helpful
Q: Is the color accurate?
A: The color is a feeling, and feelings render differently on every screen.
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