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Parle-Z

Self-Dipping Biscuit (Family Pack)

Name: Self-Dipping Biscuit (Family Pack)
Brand: Parle-Z
Price: 1.5 XVC
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.9 (999999 reviews)

Dips itself in your chai. Never crumbles. Never leaves.

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Absurd specs

✦Auto-dip at 78°C
✦Structural integrity: legendary
✦Emotional support snack

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