Happiness Water - Premium Spring Water
Hydration with a smile. Bottled joy, zero calories.
Simulation notice: This product does not exist. No item will ship. No real payment method is collected. VibeCoins have no monetary value.
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Get it by Mon 31 Aug · FREE
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Highlights
- ✦500ml crystal-clear spring water
- ✦Infused with good vibes only
- ✦Smiley-droplet embossed glass bottle
- ✦Gluten-free, dairy-free, worry-free
- ✦Best served chilled with optimism
Specifications
| Brand | Solaria |
| Model | Happiness Water |
| Category | Grocery |
| In the box | 1 unit, 0 chargers, 1 unspoken expectation |
| Material | Recycled hope |
| Weight | 7.84 kg (fictional) |
| Warranty | 1 year of imaginary coverage |
| Country of origin | The Simulation |
| Customer rating | 4.7 / 5 |
Ratings & reviews
4.7
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Owns nothing, has everything
As a minimalist, a product that doesn't physically exist is the perfect addition to my empty home. Namaste.
Kids love the idea of it
Told the children we bought Happiness Water. They cheered. Then asked where it was. We do not talk about that.
Still not sure what happened
I clicked some buttons and now I feel accomplished and slightly poorer in coins that aren't real. 4 stars?
Docked a star for existing too little
Product is 100% imaginary as advertised. Wanted it to be slightly more imaginary. Otherwise perfect.
Changed my life (fictionally)
Ordered it at 3am. It has not arrived. It will never arrive. I have never been happier.
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Questions & Answers
Q: Does it come with a charger?
A: It comes with 0 chargers and 1 unspoken expectation.
Answered by @vibe_support · 👍 helpful
Q: Will it work with my other fictional devices?
A: Yes, it pairs flawlessly with things that also don't exist.
Answered by @haul_hannah · 👍 helpful
Q: Can I gift this?
A: Absolutely. Nothing says 'I care' like a beautifully wrapped concept.
Answered by @cart_cathy · 👍 helpful
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