The food never comes

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Order by craving, grab an offer, and track the rider who's eternally 2 minutes away. Unlimited portions, zero calories, because the food never arrives - but the recipe does.

26 fictional restaurants · 193 dishes · 193 ways to eat nothing

Unbeatable on calories: every single dish has zero

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Nutritional information: none of it

Every dish on VibeEats contains exactly 0 calories, because it also contains exactly 0 food. Order the whole menu. Order it twice. The arithmetic simply refuses to happen.

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pure-veg kitchens

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Top picks near you

Chocolate Truffle That RemembersADD

Chocolate Truffle That Remembers

VC 160.00

4.7 · Cake That Remembers You

Death by Chocolate (Existential)ADD

Death by Chocolate (Existential)

VC 150.00

4.7 · Melt With Regret

Salmon Nigiri SuperpositionADD

Salmon Nigiri Superposition

VC 260.00

4.6 · Schrödinger's Sushi Bar

Masala Dosa MachinaADD

Masala Dosa Machina

VC 110.00

4.6 · Dosa Ex Machina

Galouti Kebab of RebirthADD

Galouti Kebab of Rebirth

VC 260.00

4.6 · Kebab Karma

Chicken Dum Biryani of BabelADD

Chicken Dum Biryani of Babel

VC 220.00

4.5 · Babel Biryani House

Cappuccino of ContemplationADD

Cappuccino of Contemplation

VC 90.00

4.5 · Existential Espresso

Green Curry of No ReturnADD

Green Curry of No Return

VC 240.00

4.5 · Thai Tanic

Double Egg Chicken Roll ReduxADD

Double Egg Chicken Roll Redux

VC 140.00

4.5 · Kolkata Ghost Rolls

Butter Pav Bhaji PurgatoryADD

Butter Pav Bhaji Purgatory

VC 130.00

4.5 · Pav Bhaji Purgatory

Tonkotsu of RegretADD

Tonkotsu of Regret

VC 240.00

4.4 · Ramen Regret

Steamed Veg Momo MeditationADD

Steamed Veg Momo Meditation

VC 100.00

4.4 · Momo Mori

Top rated restaurants

Cake That Remembers You
Pure Veg 40 min🎉 Free candle (metaphorical)

Cake That Remembers You

4.7

Desserts, Bakery

VC 380 for two · Malleshwaram

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Melt With Regret
Pure Veg 20 min🎉 20% OFF on tubs

Melt With Regret

4.7

Ice Cream, Desserts

VC 220 for two · Jayanagar

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Schrödinger's Sushi Bar
42 min🎉 Free miso with any roll

Schrödinger's Sushi Bar

4.6

Japanese, Sushi

VC 700 for two · UB City

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Dosa Ex Machina
Pure Veg 27 min🎉 60% OFF up to 120 coins

Dosa Ex Machina

4.6

South Indian, Breakfast

VC 300 for two · Malleshwaram

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Kebab Karma
34 min🎉 20% OFF | Use KARMA20

Kebab Karma

4.6

Mughlai, North Indian

VC 520 for two · Shivajinagar

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Babel Biryani House
39 min🎉 20% OFF | Use VIBE20

Babel Biryani House

4.5

Biryani, Mughlai, North Indian

VC 500 for two · Frazer Town

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Existential Espresso
Pure Veg 24 min🎉 Free existential dread with every cup

Existential Espresso

4.5

Cafe, Desserts, Beverages

VC 320 for two · Cunningham Road

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Thai Tanic
38 min

Thai Tanic

4.5

Thai, Asian

VC 620 for two · Indiranagar

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The Ghosted Kitchen
32 min🎉 50% OFF up to 100 coins

The Ghosted Kitchen

4.3

North Indian, Mughlai

VC 400 for two · Koramangala

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Paneer Anxiety & Co.
Pure Veg 28 min🎉 Free overthinking on orders above 200

Paneer Anxiety & Co.

4.1

North Indian, Healthy

VC 350 for two · Indiranagar

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Babel Biryani House
39 min🎉 20% OFF | Use VIBE20

Babel Biryani House

4.5

Biryani, Mughlai, North Indian

VC 500 for two · Frazer Town

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Spaghetti Singularity
35 min

Spaghetti Singularity

4.2

Italian, Pasta

VC 550 for two · Church Street

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Pizza That Judges You
30 min🎉 Buy 1 Get 1 (you'll still finish both)

Pizza That Judges You

4.0

Pizza, Italian

VC 450 for two · HSR Layout

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Schrödinger's Sushi Bar
42 min🎉 Free miso with any roll

Schrödinger's Sushi Bar

4.6

Japanese, Sushi

VC 700 for two · UB City

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Ramen Regret
36 min

Ramen Regret

4.4

Japanese, Ramen, Chinese

VC 480 for two · Whitefield

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The Infinite Grill
26 min🎉 Free Fries of the Damned above 250

The Infinite Grill

4.2

American, Burgers

VC 420 for two · MG Road

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Fries of the Damned
22 min🎉 40% OFF up to 80 coins

Fries of the Damned

3.9

American, Fast Food

VC 300 for two · BTM Layout

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Taco Tuesday Forever
34 min

Taco Tuesday Forever

4.3

Mexican, Tex-Mex

VC 460 for two · Jayanagar

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Existential Espresso
Pure Veg 24 min🎉 Free existential dread with every cup

Existential Espresso

4.5

Cafe, Desserts, Beverages

VC 320 for two · Cunningham Road

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Cake That Remembers You
Pure Veg 40 min🎉 Free candle (metaphorical)

Cake That Remembers You

4.7

Desserts, Bakery

VC 380 for two · Malleshwaram

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Dragon's Doubt
33 min🎉 Free spring rolls above 300

Dragon's Doubt

4.0

Chinese, Asian

VC 440 for two · Marathahalli

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Void Vegan
Pure Veg 29 min🎉 Guilt-free (nutritionally, at least)

Void Vegan

4.1

Healthy, Salads, Vegan

VC 500 for two · Sadashivnagar

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Dosa Ex Machina
Pure Veg 27 min🎉 60% OFF up to 120 coins

Dosa Ex Machina

4.6

South Indian, Breakfast

VC 300 for two · Malleshwaram

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Momo Mori
25 min🎉 Buy 2 Get 1 on steamed momos

Momo Mori

4.4

Momos, Tibetan, Chinese

VC 260 for two · Majestic

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Thai Tanic
38 min

Thai Tanic

4.5

Thai, Asian

VC 620 for two · Indiranagar

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Seoul Mate
36 min🎉 Free banchan with every main

Seoul Mate

4.4

Korean, Asian

VC 560 for two · Koramangala

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Shawarma Singularity
24 min🎉 Flat 40% OFF up to 80 coins

Shawarma Singularity

4.3

Middle Eastern, Rolls

VC 320 for two · Frazer Town

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Kolkata Ghost Rolls
22 min

Kolkata Ghost Rolls

4.5

Rolls, Street Food, Bengali

VC 240 for two · New Market

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Sub Standards
26 min

Sub Standards

4.1

Sandwiches, American, Healthy

VC 340 for two · MG Road

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Melt With Regret
Pure Veg 20 min🎉 20% OFF on tubs

Melt With Regret

4.7

Ice Cream, Desserts

VC 220 for two · Jayanagar

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The Daily Dread
23 min

The Daily Dread

4.3

Breakfast, Cafe, American

VC 360 for two · HSR Layout

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Kebab Karma
34 min🎉 20% OFF | Use KARMA20

Kebab Karma

4.6

Mughlai, North Indian

VC 520 for two · Shivajinagar

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Poké & Prejudice
30 min

Poké & Prejudice

4.2

Healthy, Japanese, Salads

VC 540 for two · Whitefield

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Pav Bhaji Purgatory
Pure Veg 28 min🎉 Free extra pav on every plate

Pav Bhaji Purgatory

4.5

Street Food, North Indian

VC 260 for two · VV Puram

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