Pizza That Judges You
Pizza, Italian
HSR Layout · 2.3 km
Fictional menu · nothing ever ships or is charged
Bestsellers (3)
Margherita of Mild Disapproval
VC 180.00Classic. Simple. Silently disappointed in you.
Pepperoni Side-Eye
VC 230.00Every slice is watching your choices.
Cheesy Garlic Sticks
VC 120.00Dippable proof that you have no restraint.
Starters (2)
Cheesy Garlic Sticks
VC 120.00Dippable proof that you have no restraint.
Buffalo Wings of Blame
VC 190.00Spicy, saucy, entirely your fault.
Mains (4)
Margherita of Mild Disapproval
VC 180.00Classic. Simple. Silently disappointed in you.
Pepperoni Side-Eye
VC 230.00Every slice is watching your choices.
The Pineapple Provocation
VC 210.00Yes, we made it. Yes, it's judging you back.
Veggie Supreme Superiority
VC 200.00Loaded, virtuous, insufferable.
Desserts (1)
Choco Lava Confession
VC 100.00It oozes. You crumble.
Beverages (1)
Cold Cola Coping
VC 40.00Fizzy denial in a cup.