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Pizza That Judges You

Pizza, Italian

HSR Layout · 2.3 km

4.0 (15,600) 30 minVC 450 for two
🎉 Buy 1 Get 1 (you'll still finish both)

Fictional menu · nothing ever ships or is charged

Bestsellers (3)

★ Bestseller

Margherita of Mild Disapproval

VC 180.00

Classic. Simple. Silently disappointed in you.

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★ Bestseller

Pepperoni Side-Eye

VC 230.00

Every slice is watching your choices.

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★ Bestseller

Cheesy Garlic Sticks

VC 120.00

Dippable proof that you have no restraint.

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Starters (2)

★ Bestseller

Cheesy Garlic Sticks

VC 120.00

Dippable proof that you have no restraint.

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🌶 Spicy

Buffalo Wings of Blame

VC 190.00

Spicy, saucy, entirely your fault.

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Mains (4)

★ Bestseller

Margherita of Mild Disapproval

VC 180.00

Classic. Simple. Silently disappointed in you.

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★ Bestseller

Pepperoni Side-Eye

VC 230.00

Every slice is watching your choices.

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The Pineapple Provocation

VC 210.00

Yes, we made it. Yes, it's judging you back.

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Veggie Supreme Superiority

VC 200.00

Loaded, virtuous, insufferable.

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Desserts (1)

Choco Lava Confession

VC 100.00

It oozes. You crumble.

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Beverages (1)

Cold Cola Coping

VC 40.00

Fizzy denial in a cup.

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