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Existential Espresso
Cafe, Desserts, Beverages
Cunningham Road · 1.6 km
4.5 (5,400) 24 minVC 320 for two Pure Veg
🎉 Free existential dread with every cup
Fictional menu · nothing ever ships or is charged
Bestsellers (3)
★ Bestseller
Cappuccino of Contemplation
VC 90.00Foam art shaped vaguely like your future.
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★ Bestseller
Cold Brew of Clarity
VC 100.0012 hours steeped, still no answers.
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★ Bestseller
Avocado Toast of Adulthood
VC 160.00The reason you can't buy a house. Delicious though.
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Starters (1)
Croissant Crossroads
VC 80.00Flaky decisions, buttery consequences.
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Mains (1)
★ Bestseller
Avocado Toast of Adulthood
VC 160.00The reason you can't buy a house. Delicious though.
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Desserts (2)
Cheesecake of Closure
VC 130.00New York style. Existentially rich.
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Brooding Brownie
VC 90.00Dark, dense, deeply misunderstood.
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Beverages (3)
★ Bestseller
Cappuccino of Contemplation
VC 90.00Foam art shaped vaguely like your future.
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★ Bestseller
Cold Brew of Clarity
VC 100.0012 hours steeped, still no answers.
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Matcha Latte Limbo
VC 110.00Green, grassy, gently unresolved.
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