Out-of-Network Compass - Points to the Nearest WiFi
It won't take you home. It'll take you somewhere better: five bars.
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Highlights
- ✦Brass needle locks onto the strongest open network within 2km
- ✦Spins violently in airports, where every network is a paid trap
- ✦Leads you to a cafe where the password is the price of one coffee
- ✦True north replaced by 'WPA2, no password' - the only north that matters
- ✦Works when your data runs out, which is why you bought it
- ✦Explorers used stars. You have a compass that finds router names like TP-LINK_4F2A
Specifications
| Brand | Waypoint Zero |
| Model | Out-of-Network Compass |
| Category | Digital |
| In the box | 1 unit, 0 chargers, 1 unspoken expectation |
| Material | Recycled hope |
| Weight | 8.84 kg (fictional) |
| Warranty | 1 year of imaginary coverage |
| Country of origin | The Simulation |
| Customer rating | 4.9 / 5 |
Ratings & reviews
4.9
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Tried to return it
Support told me you can't return something that was never real. Philosophically, I'm still recovering.
Docked a star for existing too little
Product is 100% imaginary as advertised. Wanted it to be slightly more imaginary. Otherwise perfect.
The dopamine hit though
Clicked 'buy'. Felt a rush usually reserved for finding money in old jeans. Refund not requested.
Never showed up
Been waiting by the door for 6 weeks. Delivery guy is also fictional apparently. Two stars removed for emotional damage.
Changed my life (fictionally)
Ordered it at 3am. It has not arrived. It will never arrive. I have never been happier.
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Questions & Answers
Q: Can I gift this?
A: Absolutely. Nothing says 'I care' like a beautifully wrapped concept.
Answered by @cart_cathy · 👍 helpful
Q: Does it come with a charger?
A: It comes with 0 chargers and 1 unspoken expectation.
Answered by @vibe_support · 👍 helpful
Q: Will it work with my other fictional devices?
A: Yes, it pairs flawlessly with things that also don't exist.
Answered by @haul_hannah · 👍 helpful
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