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AirPops Ultra — With Actual Wings

Name: AirPops Ultra — With Actual Wings
Brand: Pear
Price: 29 XVC
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.3 (88213 reviews)

Fly away when you skip a song.

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✦Noise cancels your thoughts
✦3-hour battery on paper
✦Occasionally sentient

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