CloudLeash - Personal Weather Companion on a Tether
A real miniature storm cloud, leashed to a brass handle. Walk it like a dog. Rain on whoever deserves it.
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Highlights
- ✦Live micro-cumulus, humanely condensed and ethically sourced
- ✦Brass handle with dial: drizzle, downpour, mist, mini-lightning
- ✦Retractable 2m titanium tether - cloud cannot escape
- ✦Self-refills from ambient humidity; feed it once a week
- ✦Indoor use voids ceiling warranty
Specifications
| Brand | Nimbrelle |
| Model | CloudLeash |
| Category | Home |
| In the box | 1 unit, 0 chargers, 1 unspoken expectation |
| Material | Recycled hope |
| Weight | 0.69 kg (fictional) |
| Warranty | 1 year of imaginary coverage |
| Country of origin | The Simulation |
| Customer rating | 4.6 / 5 |
Ratings & reviews
4.6
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Where is the manual
No instructions included. No product included. Had to figure out how to own nothing all by myself. Rude.
Back in my day nothing cost money
This costs no money. Finally, a product that respects tradition. Three stars, on principle.
Suspiciously fake
Did my research. Turns out it doesn't exist. Which is exactly what they told me. Respect.
Impulse: satisfied
I did not need this. I do not have this. I am at peace. Five stars.
Cheaper than therapy
Instead of processing my emotions I bought CloudLeash. Highly recommend. Do not tell my therapist.
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Questions & Answers
Q: Is the color accurate?
A: The color is a feeling, and feelings render differently on every screen.
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Q: Is this waterproof?
A: It is water-adjacent. Do not test this. Or do - it's fictional.
Answered by @drip_dev · 👍 helpful
Q: How long is the battery life?
A: 14 fictional days, or until the vibe runs out - whichever is funnier.
Answered by @fomo_finn · 👍 helpful
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