Garbage Teleporter
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Highlights
- ✦Quantum waste dematerialization chamber
- ✦OLED touchscreen with disposal confirmation
- ✦Odor-free teleportation extraction
- ✦Compatible with all household refuse
- ✦Destination coordinates permanently redacted
Specifications
| Brand | Vantabin |
| Model | Garbage Teleporter |
| Category | Home |
| In the box | 1 unit, 0 chargers, 1 unspoken expectation |
| Material | Vibe-grade polymer |
| Weight | 8.75 kg (fictional) |
| Warranty | 1 year of imaginary coverage |
| Country of origin | The Simulation |
| Customer rating | 4.7 / 5 |
Ratings & reviews
4.7
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Tried to return it
Support told me you can't return something that was never real. Philosophically, I'm still recovering.
Better than my portfolio
This held its value better than everything else I own, mostly because it has no value to lose. Bullish.
Finally, honesty in retail
A store that admits nothing is real? Groundbreaking. I've signed up for the newsletter I know doesn't send emails.
Back in my day nothing cost money
This costs no money. Finally, a product that respects tradition. Three stars, on principle.
Swooped in on the flash sale
Countdown hit zero, I struck. Adrenaline: real. Purchase: fake. Would hunt again.
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Questions & Answers
Q: Is this waterproof?
A: It is water-adjacent. Do not test this. Or do - it's fictional.
Answered by @drip_dev · 👍 helpful
Q: How long is the battery life?
A: 14 fictional days, or until the vibe runs out - whichever is funnier.
Answered by @fomo_finn · 👍 helpful
Q: Is the color accurate?
A: The color is a feeling, and feelings render differently on every screen.
Answered by @retail_rex · 👍 helpful
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