TagAlong AI Suitcase - Follows You Everywhere
Motorised, self-driving luggage that trails two steps behind. Loyal. Slightly clingy.
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Highlights
- ✦Follow-me mode via ultra-wideband tracking of your phone
- ✦Omni-wheel drive, 8 km/h top speed (airport-legal, allegedly)
- ✦Obstacle avoidance and a polite honk
- ✦Built-in scale, GPS and a 20,000mAh charger
- ✦Anti-theft: bites (soft rubber jaws)
Specifications
| Brand | Vantablurr |
| Model | TagAlong AI Suitcase |
| Category | Home |
| In the box | 1 unit, 0 chargers, 1 unspoken expectation |
| Material | Reclaimed dreams |
| Weight | 4.81 kg (fictional) |
| Warranty | 1 year of imaginary coverage |
| Country of origin | The Simulation |
| Customer rating | 4.5 / 5 |
Ratings & reviews
4.5
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Still not sure what happened
I clicked some buttons and now I feel accomplished and slightly poorer in coins that aren't real. 4 stars?
Finally, honesty in retail
A store that admits nothing is real? Groundbreaking. I've signed up for the newsletter I know doesn't send emails.
Better than my portfolio
This held its value better than everything else I own, mostly because it has no value to lose. Bullish.
Swooped in on the flash sale
Countdown hit zero, I struck. Adrenaline: real. Purchase: fake. Would hunt again.
Vibe: immaculate
Ran a full vibe check on TagAlong AI Suitcase. It passed. It radiates. It owes me nothing and gives me everything.
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Questions & Answers
Q: How long is the battery life?
A: 14 fictional days, or until the vibe runs out - whichever is funnier.
Answered by @fomo_finn · 👍 helpful
Q: Is the color accurate?
A: The color is a feeling, and feelings render differently on every screen.
Answered by @retail_rex · 👍 helpful
Q: Is this waterproof?
A: It is water-adjacent. Do not test this. Or do - it's fictional.
Answered by @drip_dev · 👍 helpful
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