Solar Clothes Dryer - Zero-Emission Drying Line
A string. Zero emissions, infinite capacity, entirely weather-dependent.
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Highlights
- ✦100% solar-powered, 0% powered by anything else
- ✦Capacity limited only by the length of string you bought
- ✦No firmware, no app, no subscription, no pairing
- ✦Output drops to zero during monsoon, as does everyone's
- ✦Installation: two nails and an opinion about where it should go
Specifications
| Brand | Sunline Domestics |
| Model | Solar Clothes Dryer |
| Category | Home |
| In the box | 1 unit, 0 chargers, 1 unspoken expectation |
| Material | Recycled hope |
| Weight | 5.89 kg (fictional) |
| Warranty | 1 year of imaginary coverage |
| Country of origin | The Simulation |
| Customer rating | 4.9 / 5 |
Ratings & reviews
4.9
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Swooped in on the flash sale
Countdown hit zero, I struck. Adrenaline: real. Purchase: fake. Would hunt again.
Suspiciously fake
Did my research. Turns out it doesn't exist. Which is exactly what they told me. Respect.
Cheaper than therapy
Instead of processing my emotions I bought Solar Clothes Dryer. Highly recommend. Do not tell my therapist.
Where is the manual
No instructions included. No product included. Had to figure out how to own nothing all by myself. Rude.
Inspected it. Found nothing.
Ran 40 tests. All returned 'this does not exist'. Consistent results, I'll give them that. Still one star.
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Questions & Answers
Q: How long is the battery life?
A: 14 fictional days, or until the vibe runs out - whichever is funnier.
Answered by @fomo_finn · 👍 helpful
Q: Is the color accurate?
A: The color is a feeling, and feelings render differently on every screen.
Answered by @retail_rex · 👍 helpful
Q: Is this waterproof?
A: It is water-adjacent. Do not test this. Or do - it's fictional.
Answered by @drip_dev · 👍 helpful
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