Nicotine Agarbatti - The Smoky Habit Incense
All the ritual, none of the lung damage. Probably.
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Highlights
- ✦Hand-rolled incense sticks in a matte black luxury box with gold foil lettering
- ✦Scent profile: dark tobacco leaf, aged wood, and a hint of regret
- ✦Burns for forty-five minutes — exactly one missed phone call from your mother
- ✦Charcoal-free formula, because irony only goes so far
- ✦Includes a brass holder that makes you look like you have your life together
Specifications
| Brand | Yadin Aroma |
| Model | Nicotine Agarbatti |
| Category | Home |
| In the box | 1 unit, 0 chargers, 1 unspoken expectation |
| Material | 100% pure hype |
| Weight | 0.58 kg (fictional) |
| Warranty | 1 year of imaginary coverage |
| Country of origin | The Simulation |
| Customer rating | 4.5 / 5 |
Ratings & reviews
4.5
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Beta this is very good
I don't understand what it is but I bought two. One for you. Eat something.
COP OR DROP? COPPED.
Limited stock said '2 left'. It always says 2 left. I don't care. Nicotine Agarbatti is mine. Ish.
Content gold
Filmed a 'haul' with Nicotine Agarbatti. Got 4 likes and a comment from my mom. Going viral (in my heart).
Does exactly nothing, as promised
Zero functionality out of the box. Zero functionality in the box. There is no box. Immaculate.
Where is the manual
No instructions included. No product included. Had to figure out how to own nothing all by myself. Rude.
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Questions & Answers
Q: Does it come with a charger?
A: It comes with 0 chargers and 1 unspoken expectation.
Answered by @vibe_support · 👍 helpful
Q: Will it work with my other fictional devices?
A: Yes, it pairs flawlessly with things that also don't exist.
Answered by @haul_hannah · 👍 helpful
Q: Can I gift this?
A: Absolutely. Nothing says 'I care' like a beautifully wrapped concept.
Answered by @cart_cathy · 👍 helpful
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