Reverse Tap - Un-Showers You in Seconds
For those who reject bathing on principle: a tap that removes water from you.
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Highlights
- ✦Reverse-osmosis nozzle extracts moisture back into the pipe
- ✦Un-showers a full adult in 40 seconds
- ✦Dry Mode leaves you exactly as you were, but smug
- ✦Water bill goes down every time you use it
- ✦Soap incompatible (obviously)
Specifications
| Brand | Kilnix |
| Model | Reverse Tap |
| Category | Home |
| In the box | 1 unit, 0 chargers, 1 unspoken expectation |
| Material | Aerospace-adjacent foam |
| Weight | 1.42 kg (fictional) |
| Warranty | 1 year of imaginary coverage |
| Country of origin | The Simulation |
| Customer rating | 3.8 / 5 |
Ratings & reviews
3.8
11,430 vibe ratings
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Never showed up
Been waiting by the door for 6 weeks. Delivery guy is also fictional apparently. Two stars removed for emotional damage.
COP OR DROP? COPPED.
Limited stock said '2 left'. It always says 2 left. I don't care. Reverse Tap is mine. Ish.
My plants approve
Placed Reverse Tap next to my monstera for the aesthetic. Both are now equally fictional and equally loved.
Still not sure what happened
I clicked some buttons and now I feel accomplished and slightly poorer in coins that aren't real. 4 stars?
Unboxing was spiritual
There was no box and nothing inside, yet I wept. My roommate is concerned. I am thriving.
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Questions & Answers
Q: Does it come with a charger?
A: It comes with 0 chargers and 1 unspoken expectation.
Answered by @vibe_support · 👍 helpful
Q: Will it work with my other fictional devices?
A: Yes, it pairs flawlessly with things that also don't exist.
Answered by @haul_hannah · 👍 helpful
Q: Can I gift this?
A: Absolutely. Nothing says 'I care' like a beautifully wrapped concept.
Answered by @cart_cathy · 👍 helpful
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