The Projector Lungi - Screening White, Pre-Ironed
Nailed to a wall for screenings. Never worn again. Sacred.
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Highlights
- ✦Matte white weave rated at 1.0 gain - genuinely a decent screen
- ✦Ships pre-ironed; creases ruin the picture and the mood
- ✦Four corner eyelets for nails, string, or a cousin holding each end
- ✦Doubles as a lungi in theory. Nobody has ever done this
- ✦Handwash only, and only if something truly terrible has happened to it
- ✦Achieves ceremonial status within one household screening
Specifications
| Brand | Mundu & Sons |
| Model | The Projector Lungi |
| Category | Home |
| In the box | 1 unit, 0 chargers, 1 unspoken expectation |
| Material | Reclaimed dreams |
| Weight | 8.56 kg (fictional) |
| Warranty | 1 year of imaginary coverage |
| Country of origin | The Simulation |
| Customer rating | 4.9 / 5 |
Ratings & reviews
4.9
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Swooped in on the flash sale
Countdown hit zero, I struck. Adrenaline: real. Purchase: fake. Would hunt again.
Kids love the idea of it
Told the children we bought The Projector Lungi. They cheered. Then asked where it was. We do not talk about that.
COP OR DROP? COPPED.
Limited stock said '2 left'. It always says 2 left. I don't care. The Projector Lungi is mine. Ish.
Still not sure what happened
I clicked some buttons and now I feel accomplished and slightly poorer in coins that aren't real. 4 stars?
Owns nothing, has everything
As a minimalist, a product that doesn't physically exist is the perfect addition to my empty home. Namaste.
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Questions & Answers
Q: Does it come with a charger?
A: It comes with 0 chargers and 1 unspoken expectation.
Answered by @vibe_support · 👍 helpful
Q: Will it work with my other fictional devices?
A: Yes, it pairs flawlessly with things that also don't exist.
Answered by @haul_hannah · 👍 helpful
Q: Can I gift this?
A: Absolutely. Nothing says 'I care' like a beautifully wrapped concept.
Answered by @cart_cathy · 👍 helpful
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