Ironhold Paperweight - 10kg Desk Dumbbell
10kg. Your papers will not move. Neither will you.
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Highlights
- ✦Cast iron with a knurled grip, for a firm hold on one A4 sheet
- ✦Holds down documents in gale-force wind and mild family arguments
- ✦Technically exercise equipment; legally, office supply
- ✦Requires both hands to reposition a single Post-it
- ✦Sold individually - a pair would imply intent
Specifications
| Brand | Ironhold Stationery |
| Model | Ironhold Paperweight |
| Category | Home |
| In the box | 1 unit, 0 chargers, 1 unspoken expectation |
| Material | Reclaimed dreams |
| Weight | 6.96 kg (fictional) |
| Warranty | 1 year of imaginary coverage |
| Country of origin | The Simulation |
| Customer rating | 4.6 / 5 |
Ratings & reviews
4.6
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Unboxing was spiritual
There was no box and nothing inside, yet I wept. My roommate is concerned. I am thriving.
Great for the ego
Told everyone at the gym I own Ironhold Paperweight. Nobody could prove I don't. Undefeated.
Still not sure what happened
I clicked some buttons and now I feel accomplished and slightly poorer in coins that aren't real. 4 stars?
My plants approve
Placed Ironhold Paperweight next to my monstera for the aesthetic. Both are now equally fictional and equally loved.
Finally, honesty in retail
A store that admits nothing is real? Groundbreaking. I've signed up for the newsletter I know doesn't send emails.
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Questions & Answers
Q: Will it work with my other fictional devices?
A: Yes, it pairs flawlessly with things that also don't exist.
Answered by @haul_hannah · 👍 helpful
Q: Can I gift this?
A: Absolutely. Nothing says 'I care' like a beautifully wrapped concept.
Answered by @cart_cathy · 👍 helpful
Q: Does it come with a charger?
A: It comes with 0 chargers and 1 unspoken expectation.
Answered by @vibe_support · 👍 helpful
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