Methane Mitra - Premium Living Room Fart Absorber
Silently captures living room emissions before they reach the sofa.
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Highlights
- ✦Activated carbon tower neutralizes odor at the molecular level
- ✦Smart methane indicator ring glows brighter before anyone can blame the dog
- ✦Whisper-quiet mode for discreet operation during movie night
- ✦Covers up to 400 sq ft, ideal for open-plan living rooms
- ✦Filter lasts one full family reunion or three dinner parties, whichever is longer
Specifications
| Brand | Methane Mitra |
| Model | Methane Mitra |
| Category | Home |
| In the box | 1 unit, 0 chargers, 1 unspoken expectation |
| Material | Reclaimed dreams |
| Weight | 8.36 kg (fictional) |
| Warranty | 1 year of imaginary coverage |
| Country of origin | The Simulation |
| Customer rating | 3.9 / 5 |
Ratings & reviews
3.9
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Where is the manual
No instructions included. No product included. Had to figure out how to own nothing all by myself. Rude.
Still not sure what happened
I clicked some buttons and now I feel accomplished and slightly poorer in coins that aren't real. 4 stars?
Docked a star for existing too little
Product is 100% imaginary as advertised. Wanted it to be slightly more imaginary. Otherwise perfect.
The dopamine hit though
Clicked 'buy'. Felt a rush usually reserved for finding money in old jeans. Refund not requested.
Tried to return it
Support told me you can't return something that was never real. Philosophically, I'm still recovering.
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Questions & Answers
Q: Can I gift this?
A: Absolutely. Nothing says 'I care' like a beautifully wrapped concept.
Answered by @cart_cathy · 👍 helpful
Q: Does it come with a charger?
A: It comes with 0 chargers and 1 unspoken expectation.
Answered by @vibe_support · 👍 helpful
Q: Will it work with my other fictional devices?
A: Yes, it pairs flawlessly with things that also don't exist.
Answered by @haul_hannah · 👍 helpful
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