Manifestation Gym Membership - January Access Only
Grants access only in January. Auto-renews forever.
Simulation notice: This product does not exist. No item will ship. No real payment method is collected. VibeCoins have no monetary value.
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299VC 239.00Buy with 2 friends and everyone gets the team price.
Available offers
Bank Offer 10% instant discount with VibeBank cards - capped at ₹0 (it's all fictional). T&C
Coupon Apply code VIBE100 for 100 bonus VibeCoins on this order. T&C
Bundle Deal Buy any 3 vibe items, get an extra 5% off your imaginary total. T&C
No Cost EMI Pay in 12 easy installments of exactly zero real rupees each. T&C
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Get it by Fri 24 Jul · FREE
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7-day vibe returns
1-yr imaginary warranty
Highlights
- ✦Full facility access, January 1 through January 19 (attendance historically ends on the 9th)
- ✦February through December the doors work, but you won't
- ✦Auto-renews annually; the renewal email arrives while you're eating cake
- ✦Cancellation is in person only, at the desk, in February, when you no longer go
- ✦Your card is the membership. Your intentions were always the product
Specifications
| Brand | Intent Fitness |
| Model | Manifestation Gym Membership |
| Category | Digital |
| In the box | 1 unit, 0 chargers, 1 unspoken expectation |
| Material | Aerospace-adjacent foam |
| Weight | 4.62 kg (fictional) |
| Warranty | 1 year of imaginary coverage |
| Country of origin | The Simulation |
| Customer rating | 4.8 / 5 |
Ratings & reviews
4.8
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Still not sure what happened
I clicked some buttons and now I feel accomplished and slightly poorer in coins that aren't real. 4 stars?
Does exactly nothing, as promised
Zero functionality out of the box. Zero functionality in the box. There is no box. Immaculate.
Unboxing was spiritual
There was no box and nothing inside, yet I wept. My roommate is concerned. I am thriving.
My plants approve
Placed Manifestation Gym Membership next to my monstera for the aesthetic. Both are now equally fictional and equally loved.
Owns nothing, has everything
As a minimalist, a product that doesn't physically exist is the perfect addition to my empty home. Namaste.
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Questions & Answers
Q: Will it work with my other fictional devices?
A: Yes, it pairs flawlessly with things that also don't exist.
Answered by @haul_hannah · 👍 helpful
Q: Can I gift this?
A: Absolutely. Nothing says 'I care' like a beautifully wrapped concept.
Answered by @cart_cathy · 👍 helpful
Q: Does it come with a charger?
A: It comes with 0 chargers and 1 unspoken expectation.
Answered by @vibe_support · 👍 helpful
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