LunaPatch - Dream-Recording Sleep Mask
A real silk eye patch that records your dreams in 4K. Wear it. Sleep. Wake to the director's cut.
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Highlights
- ✦Ultra-soft black silk with embedded neural-dream sensors
- ✦Records full REM visuals in 4K, stored on the companion app
- ✦Nightmare ad-blocker skips the scary bits automatically
- ✦Gentle moonlight LED pulses to guide lucid dreaming
- ✦Adjustable strap fits every head, including dreamers
Specifications
| Brand | Somnalis |
| Model | LunaPatch |
| Category | Digital |
| In the box | 1 unit, 0 chargers, 1 unspoken expectation |
| Material | Aerospace-adjacent foam |
| Weight | 6.42 kg (fictional) |
| Warranty | 1 year of imaginary coverage |
| Country of origin | The Simulation |
| Customer rating | 4.8 / 5 |
Ratings & reviews
4.8
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Does exactly nothing, as promised
Zero functionality out of the box. Zero functionality in the box. There is no box. Immaculate.
Owns nothing, has everything
As a minimalist, a product that doesn't physically exist is the perfect addition to my empty home. Namaste.
Tried to return it
Support told me you can't return something that was never real. Philosophically, I'm still recovering.
COP OR DROP? COPPED.
Limited stock said '2 left'. It always says 2 left. I don't care. LunaPatch is mine. Ish.
Unboxing was spiritual
There was no box and nothing inside, yet I wept. My roommate is concerned. I am thriving.
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Questions & Answers
Q: Will it work with my other fictional devices?
A: Yes, it pairs flawlessly with things that also don't exist.
Answered by @haul_hannah · 👍 helpful
Q: Can I gift this?
A: Absolutely. Nothing says 'I care' like a beautifully wrapped concept.
Answered by @cart_cathy · 👍 helpful
Q: Does it come with a charger?
A: It comes with 0 chargers and 1 unspoken expectation.
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