AI Broom 9000 - Self-Sweeping Smart Broom
Sweeps the floor, judges your mess, and files a report. No app required (there's an app).
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Highlights
- ✦Neural dust-detection with LIDAR crumb mapping
- ✦Autonomous sweep paths; learns your floor plan
- ✦Voice assistant with a faint sigh of disappointment
- ✦Bristles self-clean via a mild static discharge
- ✦Docks itself; occasionally hides
Specifications
| Brand | Nimbus Labs |
| Model | AI Broom 9000 |
| Category | Home |
| In the box | 1 unit, 0 chargers, 1 unspoken expectation |
| Material | Aerospace-adjacent foam |
| Weight | 8.02 kg (fictional) |
| Warranty | 1 year of imaginary coverage |
| Country of origin | The Simulation |
| Customer rating | 4.6 / 5 |
Ratings & reviews
4.6
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Owns nothing, has everything
As a minimalist, a product that doesn't physically exist is the perfect addition to my empty home. Namaste.
Does exactly nothing, as promised
Zero functionality out of the box. Zero functionality in the box. There is no box. Immaculate.
Still not sure what happened
I clicked some buttons and now I feel accomplished and slightly poorer in coins that aren't real. 4 stars?
Tried to return it
Support told me you can't return something that was never real. Philosophically, I'm still recovering.
Where is the manual
No instructions included. No product included. Had to figure out how to own nothing all by myself. Rude.
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Questions & Answers
Q: Does it come with a charger?
A: It comes with 0 chargers and 1 unspoken expectation.
Answered by @vibe_support · 👍 helpful
Q: Will it work with my other fictional devices?
A: Yes, it pairs flawlessly with things that also don't exist.
Answered by @haul_hannah · 👍 helpful
Q: Can I gift this?
A: Absolutely. Nothing says 'I care' like a beautifully wrapped concept.
Answered by @cart_cathy · 👍 helpful
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