The roster

VibeMart Creators

The unhinged geniuses making content about products that don't exist. Unboxers of air, hype-people for drops that never drop, and one witch who returns them all. Follow the chaos.

10 fictional creators. 100% made up. 0% real endorsements.

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Dopamine Daddy

@dopamine_daddy

Unboxing

Unboxes air and cries real tears. Sponsored by absolutely nothing.

🎵8.1M📸4.2M▶️2.3M
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Cart Goblin

@cart_goblin

Haul chaos

Adds 400 items, buys zero, feels every single one of them.

🎵3.4M📸1.1M
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The Refund Witch

@refund_witch

Returns ASMR

Returns products that were never real. A perfect, terrifying success rate.

▶️912K📸610K
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FOMO Fairy

@fomo_fairy

Drop hype

Announces drops that don't exist so you can panic beautifully at 3am.

🎵6.8M📸3.9M✖️1.2M
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Vibe Shaman

@vibe_shaman

Wellness grift

Reads your aura, sells you a fictional candle that smells like your potential.

📸2.7M🎵5.5M
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Brick Collector

@brick_collector

Niche reviews

Reviews imaginary bricks with a passion that should concern us all.

▶️1.2M✖️340K
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Unbox Baba

@unbox_baba

Spiritual unboxing

Enlightenment through empty boxes. Namaste. There is no product, only peace.

▶️3.1M📸1.4M
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Glitch Queen

@glitch_queen

Speed shopping

Speedruns checkout. Current world record: 0 real rupees in 1.2 seconds.

🎮780K▶️1.5M
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Sad Influencer

@sad_influencer

Relatable despair

Hauls things to fill a void roughly the size of a distribution centre.

🎵4.4M📸2.0M

Chai Gremlin

@chai_gremlin

Founder cosplay

Runs a fictional startup on 14 cups a day and the fumes of a pitch deck.

✖️520K🎵2.1M

Every creator here is fictional and every follower count is imaginary. Any resemblance to real influencers is a coincidence, and honestly a bit concerning.