VibeMart Creators
The unhinged geniuses making content about products that don't exist. Unboxers of air, hype-people for drops that never drop, and one witch who returns them all. Follow the chaos.
10 fictional creators. 100% made up. 0% real endorsements.
Dopamine Daddy
@dopamine_daddy
UnboxingUnboxes air and cries real tears. Sponsored by absolutely nothing.
Cart Goblin
@cart_goblin
Haul chaosAdds 400 items, buys zero, feels every single one of them.
The Refund Witch
@refund_witch
Returns ASMRReturns products that were never real. A perfect, terrifying success rate.
FOMO Fairy
@fomo_fairy
Drop hypeAnnounces drops that don't exist so you can panic beautifully at 3am.
Vibe Shaman
@vibe_shaman
Wellness griftReads your aura, sells you a fictional candle that smells like your potential.
Brick Collector
@brick_collector
Niche reviewsReviews imaginary bricks with a passion that should concern us all.
Unbox Baba
@unbox_baba
Spiritual unboxingEnlightenment through empty boxes. Namaste. There is no product, only peace.
Glitch Queen
@glitch_queen
Speed shoppingSpeedruns checkout. Current world record: 0 real rupees in 1.2 seconds.
Sad Influencer
@sad_influencer
Relatable despairHauls things to fill a void roughly the size of a distribution centre.
Chai Gremlin
@chai_gremlin
Founder cosplayRuns a fictional startup on 14 cups a day and the fumes of a pitch deck.
Every creator here is fictional and every follower count is imaginary. Any resemblance to real influencers is a coincidence, and honestly a bit concerning.