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Xioami

Mi Toaster Pro — AI-Powered Toast

Name: Mi Toaster Pro — AI-Powered Toast
Brand: Xioami
Price: 49 XVC
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.4 (52104 reviews)

Deep-learning croutons. 5G bread crumbs.

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✦7 crispness modes
✦Yells when done
✦Cloud-syncs your toast history

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Mi Toaster Pro — AI-Powered Toast

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