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PetMail Collar — Translates Barks Into Emails

Bark once, cc'd to marketing. Bark twice, out-of-office.

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Absurd specs

  • ✦Auto-signature 'Sent from my paw'
  • ✦SPF: sniff protection framework
  • ✦OOO for walks

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