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Blockchain Dog — Fetches NFTs

Name: Blockchain Dog — Fetches NFTs
Brand: Woofware
Price: 540 XVC
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.7 (42011 reviews)

Very loyal. Much wow. Mines treats overnight.

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Absurd specs

✦Fetches JPEGs
✦Barks in hexadecimal
✦Tail wags at 60fps

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