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DragnCorp

Pocket Dragon (Non-Flammable Edition)

Name: Pocket Dragon (Non-Flammable Edition)
Brand: DragnCorp
Price: 2400 XVC
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5 (812 reviews)

Legally a lizard. Emotionally a legend.

5.0

812 reviews·

4,820 watching

VC2,400.004,80,000-100% OFF

Only 1 left · Simulated stock

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Absurd specs

✦Breathes lukewarm air
✦Hoards your loose change
✦Fits in no pocket

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