uPhone 99 Mini — For Your Other Palm
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Pear

uPhone 99 Mini — For Your Other Palm

Same 9 cameras, tinier existential dread.

4.6
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Absurd specs

  • ✦Smaller, but wider
  • ✦Fits in no pocket
  • ✦Ships without charger, cable, or box

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