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Nokla
3310 Immortal Edition — Survives Everything
Dropped from orbit. The orbit apologized.
5.0
8,12,304 reviews·6,122 watching
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Absurd specs
- ✦Battery: 3 generations
- ✦Snake II pre-installed
- ✦Doubles as body armor
- ✦Charges once a decade
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