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Velocity House Slippers — 0 to Couch in 0.2s

Name: Velocity House Slippers — 0 to Couch in 0.2s
Brand: Pooma
Price: 18 XVC
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.6 (30122 reviews)

Aerodynamic. For the fridge run.

4.6

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Absurd specs

✦Wind-tunnel tested (fan)
✦Silent mode
✦Leopard optional

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