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UltraBoast 9000 — Four Stripes of Confidence

Name: UltraBoast 9000 — Four Stripes of Confidence
Brand: Adibas
Price: 74 XVC
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.7 (44021 reviews)

Legally distinct from three stripes. One extra free.

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✦4 stripes (25% more)
✦Boasts audibly
✦Self-tying (one shoe)

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