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Desktop Bhujia Fountain — USB Powered

Name: Desktop Bhujia Fountain — USB Powered
Brand: Haldiram-esque
Price: 49 XVC
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.8 (41022 reviews)

A continuous, elegant stream of namkeen at your desk.

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✦3 flow modes
✦USB-C crunch delivery
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