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Health Band — Counts Other People's Steps

Name: Health Band — Counts Other People's Steps
Brand: Fitbat
Price: 45 XVC
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.2 (28044 reviews)

Outsource your cardio. Feel accomplished.

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✦Tracks neighbors' jogs
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✦Sleep-tracks your naps for you

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