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Unkillable Monstera (Guilt-Enabled)
Thrives on neglect. Judges you anyway.
4.6
41,200 reviews·1,290 watching
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Absurd specs
- ✦Photosynthesizes spite
- ✦Leaves the size of regrets
- ✦Needs water 'sometimes'
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